A Sensible Acquisition
The President has emphasized that he would prefer to acquire Greenland “nicely,” though he has also noted that there is another way.
It is comforting to know that kindness and respect remains an option.
The Proper Management of an Inconvenient Death
A Big Problem. . .
The deceased acquired an additional inconvenience: a name. Renee Nicole Good. A citizen. A wife. A mother. A poet.
None of these facts were operationally useful and should ideally have remained undisclosed. As many of us know human details (the details of a human life) complicates administrative clarity.
A Helpful Guide to Truth, Now Streamlined for Efficiency
Death In Minneapolis:
January 7, 2026
Blonde hair, blue eye, white Christian unarmed mother of 3, Renee Nicole Good was killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis, today.
Please note that hate and inhumanity beget hate and inhumanity.
A New Day Has Dawned
The President did not merely raise tensions with Venezuela; he removed the country from the category of “foreign complication” and placed it neatly into “completed action.” Since this is now a completed action, he is very proud indeed.
The Illusion of Decisiveness
And so the Great Leader and his followers marched forward, confidently, decisively, and in no particular direction at all.
For with Donald Trump, decisiveness was never about choosing wisely. It was about choosing loudly—so that no one could hear the question quietly waiting underneath:
Is this actually working?
Tariffs, Trumpets, and the Music of Confusion
Donald Trump was inspired. In fact, he had a most glorious notion, this impulsive whim was conceived not in the dusty halls of learning nor among those afflicted with arithmetic or economic skills, but in the resonant chambers of self-proclaimed confidence.
The notion was this: that trade, being troublesome and full of numbers, might be better managed by sound.
